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I'm gonna start a photo booth thing, with lots of backdrops, like Ole Time Photo, so people can store the photos of themselves like they are right now! So if they should die, they could get a really cool photo on their obituary, instead of their DMV mugshot, or a prom picture with some(body) whose name they can't remember. Wouldn't it be better, if in newspapers all over the country, dead people had jaunty and farcical photos of the deceased on a really good day. Not like renewing your DL or getting married or getting that $5.99 poortrate at olly world. Really cool photos taken in the privacy of your own booth, with your own props, published on your own website, on a daily basis, right up to the day of your demise. Just Imagine, You're a Babe (Dude) wearing wispy fog or something (Tarzan-like whatzit) and you're 43 or 91 or some other prime number. I was raised to believe there is a hereafter. I think that upon attaining that ultimate human achievement, when I look back, a really cool obituary picture would be the only lasting thing I could possibly have control over. Therefore I would only have my daily photos taken a Last Chance Photos booth. If I were really affluent and gave a shit I would either get the "Rise and Shiny" package; twice a day (Starbucks and Happy Hour); or "Shiny Rise"(twice a week at the spa). Either look can be obtained, at any time at a kiosk near you. Or get the"Party Hat" and Look Good At Home!!! Just "Wear the Hat" and your internet provider will chose your best pose from trillions of candid shots from your Own Home..Days..Weeks... Or..Even Years!!.. Before your Demise!!! |
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